Groucho Was (Always) Right

But every time Burns ordered sea bass in front of Groucho, who wasn’t averse to making a corny pun if he thought he could get a laugh from the group, would start to sing in a loud voice, “If you can’t sea bass every night, you can’t see mama at all,” a parody of the famous Sophie Tucker lyric, “You’ve got to see mama every night, or you can’t see mama at all.”

as quoted in The Ultimate Cigar Aficionado.

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